07 July 2010

best. line. ever.

Watching Dan Ho Show - have you ever seen this insanity?  It's a really sweet "life improvement" show on Fit TV (stop laughing; my cable is limited) with this nutty guy from Guam.  I love it!

"We tend to save our best things for some "what-if-a-cation."  Phft, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.  And when I do, I want them to say 'Great boots.'"

smoky spanish gazpacho

I actually started with a recipe and then abandoned all sense of order and made up my own.  In the end, I decided that this gazpacho was maybe the best one I'd ever made.  Smoky, spicy and yet balanced with the acidity and sweetness of the watermelon.  These measurements are rough, but you'll get there by tasting and adjusting both as you make it, and again after it's chilled.  Here's sorta how it went down.

In a food processor, combine the following ingredients.  You're creating a soup base with part and the rest is being set aside to stir in afterward.  You'll end up with a nice base and just enough chunk and crunch.

7 ripe Minnesota-grown, vine-ripened tomatoes - cut these in quarters and pull out the gooey, seedy part; chop about 2 tomatoes into 1/4" dice and set those aside
2-3 garlic cloves - chopped roughly
1/2 - 1 whole large red onion - about 1/4 of the total onion should be cut into 1/4" dice and set aside with the tomatoes 
1 large hothouse/English cucumber - peel this just a bit and cut 1/3 of the total cuke into 1/4" dice; set aside
24oz tomato juice
1 small or 1/2 of one large jalapeno pepper - seeded and minced (all of this goes in the food processor); add more if you like it super zippy
1/4 of a whole watermelon - dice about 1c of this and set aside
1T smoked Spanish paprika - I love the Penzey's brand for this
1/4c Sherry or red wine vinegar
2-3T good Spanish olive oil - or you can use any kind, just make sure it's fruity and delicious right out of the bottle since there's not going to be any cooking or infusing going on.
1t kosher salt

Zip this all together in the food processor until pretty smooth and chunk-free, and then pour into a large bowl or container that will fit in the fridge.  A metal bowl will help cool things quickly if you're in a hurry.  Then stir in the diced tomatoes, onion, watermelon, cucumber and
1 yellow pepper - 1/4" dice

Taste and adjust the salt and paprika, if needed.  Add more vinegar if you need that bite.  But don't go too crazy.  Flavors will meld and change as the soup chills, so re-season just before you serve too.

Chill this for a good couple of hours. Then, mmmm. Enjoy!